15 April 2014 - Cinnamon Garden: Off the beaten track
Ever the pioneers, we took a punt on this Tooting newbie. So
new, in fact, that Google hadn’t even found it yet, but that didn’t stop us
putting it on the map. As with many new discoveries, Cinnamon Garden can be
found on the path less travelled, in this instance about half way between
Tooting Broadway and Tooting station on the Mitcham Road. This was new
territory to Tom and me so we had our wits about us. However, for some reason
Tom was dragging a pink carry on bag around with him and as a result we were drawing
a lot of unwanted attention. So much so, we ducked in to the Long Room for a
cheeky pre-poppadom pint and to regain some dignity and composure. Once these
were sunk we ventured to the Garden, Tom still shamelessly with the
aforementioned, lady’s bag still in tow.
Venue
Situated away from the high street, Cinnamon Garden is
always going to suffer from low footfall. Despite reassurance from our host
that weekends are busy, on our visit we were the only diners for most of our
stay. It’s a good job then that the sole menu available wasn’t in high demand.
Yes, that’s right, I said ONE menu. As absurd as that sounds, I’m not joking.
It wasn’t a special menu either, it was an A4 piece of paper that had seen
better days. It looked like it had been folded in the waiter’s pocket all day,
a really sorry sight indeed. One can only assume that, being a new restaurant,
the leather bound menus hadn’t arrived yet, either that or the ink in the
colour printer had run out.
Aside from the dearth of menus the rest of the restaurant was
relatively pleasant. A new lick of lime green paint (which seems to be the
local curry house colour of the month) coats the walls along with a tasteful
mural of a Sri Lankan palace veranda. Elsewhere, bright paintings fill the
spaces around a full length mirror adorning the left hand wall.
The furniture seems a bit out of sort with incongruously
black, red and white chairs tucked around wood finish tables suggesting a
misplaced order or IKEA stock issues. On the contrary, the tins of pop (including
both 7UP , Sprite, Pepsi and Coke) were well ordered in the fridge counter at
the back, but they also proved to be an indicator of the no alcohol policy.
All in all, despite its diminutive size airing on the side
of cute, we have to mark this place down for its far flung location, lack of
customers and menu shortage. It’s also fallen into the trap of the Spice +
Location naming convention which I can’t decide whether I like or not. Either
way, it’s a 5/10.
Sides and Starters
2 Poppadoms
Coconut rice
2 Potato parathas
Coconut rice
2 Potato parathas
We were slightly nervous about what was coming next
following Menu-gate and the poppadoms left us even more doubtful about our
decision to venture so far away from the Upper Tooting Road. These were the
worst poppadoms we've had yet and undoubtedly of the microwave variety. Luckily
they were redeemed by some fresh potato parathas and reasonable coconut rice
that came with out mains. In hindsight, it may be that poppadoms aren’t their
preferred offering, but then don’t put it on the menu…the only menu. 5/10.
Curry
Prawn Curry
Aubergine Curry
Chicken Kothu
Aubergine Curry
Chicken Kothu
It’s fair to say, by this point we weren’t too hopeful about
the mains, especially as the range of choice was limited. Fortunately, we were
pleasantly surprised. Being the only customers seemed to be to our advantage as
all the dishes were freshly made. So much so that the chicken kothu was the
best we’ve had as a result. The portion was also pretty sizeable given its
extremely low price. The aubergine curry was similarly decent with a good
creamy texture while the prawn curry had a pleasant kick from the mix of Sri
Lankan spices and tamarind. However, there are certainly more textured and
unique dishes elsewhere. The generic curry names are perhaps a reflection of
this. Whilst not disappointed we weren’t left raving. 6/10.
Service
Despite not speaking a word of the Queen’s, our host was a
very affable chap. He was as quick to apologise for the lack of menus as he was
to ask us if everything was alright with our meal. Being one of few staff we’ve
come across to offer spontaneous chit chat, we have to look on him kindly. 7/10.
Value For Money
Coming in at £18.50 it was amongst the cheapest curry we’ve
consumed. To give you an idea, the prawn curry was the most expensive thing on
the menu at £5. We left stuffed for under £10 each, proving our walk to
Cinnamon Garden to be worth it after all (and a decent bit of post-feed
exercise). Poppadoms aside this was an absolute bargain – 8/10.
Summary
This was never going to be top of our list when we started
out on this curry adventure (not least because it didn’t exist back then), but
it’s not to be walked past (if indeed you do at all).
The kothu was the standout dish and given the low low price,
it’s worth popping into the Cinnamon Garden just to give it a try. I believe
they do takeaway too, although the lack of physical menus seems to have made
its way online making ordering slightly difficult, for now at least.
So, if you can find this place and can find the means to
order then do so, if not, please at least confirm to me that it exists and that
I didn’t just make all of this up. 31/50